I took a break from deviously twirling my moustache to make some toast. Much to my delight, the raspberry preserves happened to make my digits delightfully stiiiiiiicky! I logged into cyberspace to record my accomplishment, only to discover that I had made my laptop's trackpad deliciously stiiiiiiiiiicky! Oh my yes. Stickiness! The gift that keeps on giving!Villainously Yours,
The Sticky Baron
