I am The Sticky Baron, and I leave a trail of dastardly adhesive as my calling card.
(Ring Ring) Hello? It's the Sticky Baron, and I'm about to gum stuff up. Click.
I took a break from deviously twirling my moustache to make some toast. Much to my delight, the raspberry preserves happened to make my digits delightfully stiiiiiiicky! I logged into cyberspace to record my accomplishment, only to discover that I had made my laptop's trackpad deliciously stiiiiiiiiiicky! Oh my yes. Stickiness! The gift that keeps on giving!